You just got back from your first term away at university and you’re excited to tell me about your new girlfriend. I’m so happy for you and can’t wait to meet her, but I remind you not to be in a rush to lose your virginity. In fact, I’d rather you waited until your studies are finished. You tell me there’s no way you’re waiting 2 more years, but I’m just worried for you. No method of contraception is 100% you know!
How about we make a deal – you don’t fuck your girlfriend until you’ve graduated, and whenever you’re tempted or the urge is too strong, you come to Mom and I’ll help you out with your horny-ness. Just please be subtle when you’re home around the house, I DON’T want your father to know about our little deal ok?